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Mayor Mike Johnston announcing plans for a "Vibrant Denver" (copy)
Bernadette Berdychowski / Denver Gazette

Look at all the blood. Must go faster! Don’t get cheap on me, Dodgson. That is one big pile of shit. They show extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence. We spared no expense. T-Rex doesn’t want to be fed. Quick for a biped?

Don’t you see the danger, John, inherent in what you’re doing here? Well, at least you’re out of the tree. Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should. Now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour? Uh uh uh!…You didn’t say the magic word! Must go faster! Don’t get cheap on me, Dodgson. Dr. Wu inserted a gene that makes a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism. Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you’ve got butterfingers? Uh uh uh!…You didn’t say the magic word! There’s no unauthorized breeding in Jurassic Park.

Because we’re being hunted. Bloody move! Why didn’t I build it in Orlando? Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you’ve got butterfingers? Must go faster! Bloody move! Don’t you see the danger, John, inherent in what you’re doing here? I’m gonna run you over when I come back down!

That is one big pile of shit. Why didn’t I build it in Orlando? Well, at least you’re out of the tree. I can afford more glasses! Well, at least you’re out of the tree.

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