Happening at the end of this month, Fruita’s Mike the Headless Chicken Festival is but one odd celebration held every year here in Colorful Colorado. Add these to your calendar:

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Houses sprawl in a valley of the San Juan mountain range in Lake City. The town sits in an area surrounded by five of Colorado’s 14,000-foot peaks.

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Lake City is one of the state’s scenic, hidden gems. If you’ve never been, or if you’ve never heard the story of the state’s most famous cannibal, then plan a trip for Memorial Day weekend.

That Saturday will mark the annual Mystery Meat Cook-off. $5 gets you a taste and guess of every dish. The Run for Your Life 5k is a backcountry survival test honoring the victims of Alferd Packer, who haunts these San Juan Mountains after his bloody exploits in 1874.

Madam Lou Bunch Day — June 15, go to Facebook event page

Happening one day and one day only, come one and come all to the 45th remembrance of this fair lady. OK, so “fair” isn’t a popular description for a brothel owner. She might have been notorious during Central City’s gold rush, but beloved Madam Bunch is today. She’s known for keeping her shop open longer than anyone else in town.

The main event? The race of elaborately decorated beds on wheels, pushed by teams of two men and one woman.

Lavender Festival — June 28-30, coloradolavender.org

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Colorado-grown lavender, such as this crop grown on Sage Creations Organic Farm in Palisade, will be celebrated July 7-8 at the 7th Annual Colorado Lavender Festival.

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When you think Palisade, you think peaches. You’ll think lavender if you visit this last weekend of June. Tour the wavy, fragrant fields of purple as part of this grand showcase, which also includes workshops and seminars. The area’s wineries also figure prominently, along with artisan goods.

Telluride Mushroom Festival — Aug. 14-18, tellurideinstitute.org/telluride-mushroom-festival/

Expand your fungal knowledge in this postcard mountain town. Once again, myco-luminaries from around the country will share the magic ways of shrooms, from their place in nature to the pan in your kitchen. Take a cooking class or foray in the hills. Or simply spectate as vibrant characters take to the streets before the famous feast.

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The Telluride Mushroom Festival celebrates all things fungi from Wednesday through Sunday 2018, at Sheridan Opera House, 110 N. Oak St., Telluride. The theme is "Mycology in the Molocular Biology Era." 

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Longs Peak Scottish-Irish Highland Festival — Sept. 6-8, scotfest.com

Kilts, bagpipes, jousting knights, dancing girls, racing terriers, strong men lifting stones and others throwing hammers. Expect all of that and more at a spectacle unlike anything in Colorado. For three decades, Estes Park has played host to the sights, sounds and tastes of Celtic culture.

Vinotok — Details TBD

This is a proudly local affair, but that hasn’t stopped Crested Butte’s official visitor source from posting details at travelcrestedbutte.com. Be on the lookout. And be prepared to blend in with a quirky costume of your own as residents eat, drink, sing, dance and tell stories as they ring in the autumnal equinox this Sept. 23.

The harvest culminates in the Trial of the Grump, a monstrous edifice set aflame with everyone’s past woes and worries.

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Parade floats make their own snow during the Ullr Fest Parade Thursday, Jan. 10, 2013, along Main Street in Breckenridge, Colo. The 50th anniversary of the winter festival continues Friday with comedy night at the Beaver Run Resort. Ice skating and an Ullr fashion show highlights the events on Saturday. For more information visit: www.ullrfest.com. (The Gazette, Christian Murdock)

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Ullr Fest — TBD, gobreck.com/event/ullr-fest/

The Norse god Ullr is worshiped every January in Breckenridge with a great parade. Don your Viking helmet and take your place at the annual attempt to break the longest shot ski record. Also featuring a polar plunge and massive bonfire.

Frozen Dead Guy Days — TBD

It was best described by The New York Times not long ago: “the gleefully ghoulish late-winter bacchanal of ice and death and beer.” And it might have come to an end this past March. After 18 years, the festival’s owner has dropped out with no heir apparent.

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Coffin races typically commence during Frozen Dead Guy Days in Nederland. This photo from the event’s Facebook page shows a race from the 2015 celebration.

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But with this space we’re offering a toast. Here’s to you, Nederland, and all of your weirdness, including the frozen Norwegian man preserved in one of your sheds.

Seth is a features writer at The Gazette, covering the outdoors and the people and places that make Colorado colorful.

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