MOVIE REVIEW: 'Smurfs 2' not worth the money; violent, unfunny and nobody to root for

By: Peter Hartlaub San Francisco Chronicle
August 2, 2013
photo - "The Smurfs 2" is a violent, unfunny film. Starring Neil Patrick Harris and the voices of Jonathan Winters, Katy Perry and Christina Ricci. Courtesy  	Sony Pictures Animation.
"The Smurfs 2" is a violent, unfunny film. Starring Neil Patrick Harris and the voices of Jonathan Winters, Katy Perry and Christina Ricci. Courtesy Sony Pictures Animation. 

It's part of a parent's defense mechanism to walk into a "The Smurfs" sequel with low expectations.

You know there will probably be slapstick violence, a retread story and indignities for the human cast members. A Smurf will probably break wind in a bathtub. And at some point during the tired insertion of the word "smurf" as an all-purpose action verb, it will be substituted for a profanity. ("Are you smurfing kidding me?")

But there's a dark and gratuitously negative vibe to "The Smurfs 2" that makes it unfit even for the undiscriminating young moviegoers that made the first one a hit. Save the $20 and just take your kid in the back yard to pull the wings off flies or burn ants with a magnifying glass. There's so much torture and suffering in this movie, it starts to feel like "Zero Dark Smurfy."

There was a sporadic wit to the first "The Smurfs," and lead actor Neil Patrick Harris made an honest effort playing live action foil to the animated Papa Smurf, Smurfette, Clumsy Smurf and friends. For the sequel, Harris seems aggressively disinterested, as if each scene began after he got off the phone chewing out his agent. Worse yet, Harris' character - a bit fussy, but likable in the first film - is written as a full-blown smurf-hole for the sequel. You might start rooting for Gargamel.

(That was a joke. Hank Azaria returns as the Smurf-hating wizard and is just as ugly and repulsive as the first film, with even more screen time. There is nothing to root for in "The Smurfs 2," other than a box office disaster to prevent a sequel.)

It's hard to decide where to start explaining the plot. There are five writers credited for the screenplay, and it's difficult to imagine any two were ever in the same room at the same time.

In no particular order: Smurfette is kidnapped by two horrible Smurfs called the Naughties; Gargamel plots to take over the world by sucking the life force from the Smurfs; Patrick (Harris) harshly rejects his clownish father-in-law, Victor; Gargamel captures the Smurf rescue team and puts them in cages; Smurfette and the Naughties vandalize a candy store; pretty much everyone in the film brutalizes Azrael the cat.

Gone from the first film is the charm of Smurf Village, which offered a modern spin on the 1980s Hanna-Barbera animated TV show. Gone are the pleasing tributes to Peyo, who created "Les Schtroumpfs" in the 1950s. Gone is the prospect of daylight. At least 90 percent of the sequel seems to be filmed in gloomy basements, darkness and torture chambers.

There are scattered moments when a not-horrible movie peeks through, such as the quick introduction - and quicker exit - of Passive Aggressive Smurf, voiced by Jimmy Kimmel. These scenes are outnumbered 20-to-1 by wince-inducing moments. Example: When Patrick's stepfather is turned into a duck and sets other ducks free from a restaurant, Harris is made to utter the line, "What are you, Martin Luther Wing?"

Ultimately, we must blame the studio, not the filmmakers. "The Smurfs 2" is directed by the guy who made "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" and two "Scooby Doo" films, so Sony Pictures Animation knew what they were getting into. That said, "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed" looks like "Rear Window" after watching "The Smurfs 2."

One final complaint, before you face your pleading "Smurfs"-loving child. "The Smurfs 2" is filled with many modern updates, including a Facebook page for Azrael the cat, and Nelly Furtado on the soundtrack for the Smurfs to shake their little blue rumps to. But an evil version of Smurfette is portrayed as being a brunette before she is "saved" and turned by magic into a little blond flirt. Pretty smurfed up for a children's movie in 2013. Please let there be an appearance by Gloria Steinem Smurf for the sequel.



Cast: Hank Azaria, Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Brendan Gleeson, the voices of Jonathan Winters, Katy Perry, Christina Ricci, Anton Yelchin

Director: Raja Gosnell

Running time: 1 hour, 35 minutes

Rated: PG for some rude humor and action

Grade: F

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